Archive for March, 2008

Peruvians Advocate Incas' Heritage

Monday, March 31st, 2008

According to BBC, life in Peruvian tourist centers - the towns of Cusco and Machu Picchu - has stopped for 24 hours due to actions of protest in which thousands people took part. Participants of the manifestation protest against the law permitting private investors to purchase land for construction of hotels and entertaining centers for tourists close to ancient Inca pyramids and buildings.

The Shops Of Manhattan Accept Euro

Monday, March 31st, 2008

Because of the slump of the dollar rate and the consequent pilgrimage of European tourists to New York City, some shops of Manhattan have changed their old tradition and have begun to accept cash euro. Many of the shops situated near the boundary between Canada and Mexico, has been accepting Canadian dollars and Mexican peso for a long time, but in spite of the traditionally big amount of foreign buyers, in the shops of New York City such a practice hasn’t been observed before now. The enterprising owners of the …

Sophie Monk is all kinds of leggy

Monday, March 31st, 2008

I can understand how Benji Madden managed to score Paris Hilton. I’m not going to get into specifics but, it’s because she has herpes. So how in the hell did he score a woman like Sophie Monk? She’s looking pretty damn hot while shopping in LA over the weekend. Maybe Sophie was on a year long drinking binge while she was with Benji, I dunno. But if she ever wants to fall off the wagon, holla at your boy. I’ll bring the homemade booze. What’s your preference, baby? Pine-Sol Colada or Lemon Fresh Pledge-arita?

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Heath Ledger might have another kid out there

Monday, March 31st, 2008

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Surprise! Heath Ledger might have fathered a love child. His uncle broke the news to The Daily Telegraph which will undoubtedly make the estate bickering even more of a fucking fiasco:

Ledger was a 17-year-old schoolboy when he had an affair with an older woman who is thought to have only discovered she was pregnant after their relationship ended. The woman was living with another man at the time of the alleged affair.
Yesterday, Ledger’s uncle, Hadyn Ledger said: “There is a very real possibility that Heath was the father.”

Man, I wish I had a love child. A new one, that is. I’m getting kind of bored with the 203* I currently have. Also none of them refuse to engage me in armed combat. I even taped daggers to their bottles but, still, no dice. Wait. Can a three-year-old shoot a crossbow? Nah, the flaming arrow would throw off his aim. Or would it…

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Kim Kardashian to Larry King: Playboy is 'inspirational'

Monday, March 31st, 2008

Kim Kardashian and her rag-tag bunch of family members stopped by Larry King Live on Friday. After getting peppered by Barbara Walters about her sex tape, Kim was ready for another awkward discussion about her nudity with the surprisingly alive. This time Larry brought up the topic of her shoot for Playboy. Kim said a bunch of words about something or rather, I dunno. I was too busy staring at the video of her getting ready for the shoot. Then things kind of went black for a while. I blame the fall into the next cubicle when I tried to mount my monitor. I should invest in some handlebars. I mean, I can’t keep doing this 10-30 times a day - before lunch.

Thanks to Lindsey who isn’t afraid to say Larry’s suspenders are sexy. Hell yeah!

Kevin Federline still loves Britney

Monday, March 31st, 2008

Kevin Federline still has feelings for his vagina-flashing ex-wife Britney Spears. Could there be a reunion in the works? And, God help us all, another offspring down the line? Showbiz Spy reports:

“I still love Britney. She’s the mother of my children,” Federline, 30, said.
And Jamie Spears — Britney’s dad — is even reportedly encouraging the pair to reunite.

Ack! Britney’s dad is trying to make this happen?! WTGDF?! Seriously, if these two get back together you know she’s popping out another kid then going off the deep end. And I was really starting to like how things are now. You know, where I hardly ever see her face anymore. Do you know how hard it is to constantly type Frappucino? I had to hire midgets to move my fingers. True story.

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12 Most Unsafe Countries For Tourism

Monday, March 31st, 2008

The association “Safety without boundaries” (SSF) at the beginning of every month publishes a list of 12 countries with the highest level of danger for tourists for the previous month. This rating is composed on the base of the alerts received from these countries from tourists and immigrants living there. The SSF has already published the list of 12 major countries (excluding such countries as Iraq, Afghanistan and Somali) from which the biggest amount of recourses was received.

Prague - From the Past to Nowadays

Monday, March 31st, 2008

Prague seldom visited by tourists until the 1989 is now one of the most popular visited destinations in Europe. Millions of people from all around the world visit the city every year - almost three and a half million in 2004, according to official figures just released by Czech Tourism. Prague was the sixth most visited city in Europe last year, with the greatest number of tourists coming from the United Kingdom.

Travel Trivia - The Most in the World

Monday, March 31st, 2008

Hmm, I want to swim and ride down the longest river in the world!!! Which one should I choose? Read the Worlds travel trivia you shouldn’t miss! Be amazed and fascinated with the beauty and wonders of the world!

Rikki Rockett arrested for rape

Monday, March 31st, 2008

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Rikki Rockett, drummer for Poison, was arrested on rape charges for an incident that occurred in September at the Silver Star Casino in Mississippi. Rikki is out of jail and awaiting a district attorney’s decision to see if the case will go before a grand jury. The AP reports:

“The subject, Rikki Rockett, forcibly had sex with an adult in one of the hotel rooms,” according to a complaint.
Sciple said the woman contacted authorities several days after the alleged attack. He did not discuss details of the case, but said his office believed the woman’s complaint warranted review by the district attorney.

Did Rikki do it? Oh yeah. I mean, look at the guy. Not exactly a pussy magnet. Also he’s the drummer for Poison. He’d have better luck saying he still lives with his parents. It works for me. Okay, not really but, one day it will. As soon as my mom stops making me wear my retainer to the bar. I got a beer can stuck in it the other day for crying out loud. The ladies don’t want to make out with a face full of Beast Ice. No matter how much chapstick you cover it up with. (Read: two tubes.)

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